Friday, November 22, 2019
Just Snot-Faced
I just remembered this vague memory of when I was four years old and mom brought me to work because there isn't anyone to babysit me. So we were sitting in front of her class and her students were looking at me. My nose was dripping with mucus. Back then, I kind of liked the taste of snot and boogers. Gross, I know. I don't anymore, okay? Anyway, back to the class. So, her students were looking at me having mucus dripping from my nose. They told mom about this but my mom didn't bother and just kept on doing whatever she was doing. Like I said, I liked snot, so I sucked all the mucus that was above my lips with my mouth, and then the students' horrified faces were so in sync I thought it was funny. They were shouting to my mom that all of the mucus was going to my mouth, unaware that I was trying to eat it. In the end, I wiped it all myself with a cloth because I thought maybe it was as bad as they seemed it to be.
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