Just Generic Questions People Ask Me

Most of these questions are asked in vernacular. I'll just write them in English here.

1. Why do you always smile?

Why would you question the frequency of my smile? Do you prefer me to not do so? I have had a smiling face since I was a kid. It is a habit now. I do not feel like smiling but I just do. It also gives a polite vibe. I don't want people thinking that I'm not a nice person. Smiling makes me not scare people away. A smile makes other people smile, too. Maybe I keep smiling just to hide the depression. Who knows?

2. What's up with you and bananas?

Most of the time when people ask me this question, I just laugh it off because I do not know either. Haha. I just like bananas, you know. But they aren't my favorite fruit. It's mangoes.

3. Why is Hotel, Restaurant and Tourism Services your course? Why not (insert intellectual course here)? You're smart. It's such a waste.

First of all, you little shit, you are not me. You do not know how my mind works and neither do I. At least I have a slight idea how it does. If you know so much about how I live my life, then we should exchange. Oh, wait, we can't do that, can we? Too bad. Stop dictating other people on how to do their shit and start getting yours together. I know my potential. I know my skills. You know I'm smart. Don't you think I already thought what you thought?

4a. You know how to play the (insert musical instrument here)? Can you play (insert song here)? or Can you teach me?

I just sigh at this. These questions are too generic. I'd like to hear a person saying a different phrase for once. Try to be unique. Ugh.

4b. You know how to draw? Can you draw me? Can you draw this? Can you draw that?

I sigh at this, too. It's practically the same question. People are ignorant when they get to know that you have a particular skill. That's why they all ask the same questions. Try answering them yourself, for once. Try putting yourself in my position and be asked the same question. I wonder how you would feel.

5. Is my grammar correct?

You should have known this since elementary school. Where were you during those days?

6. Can I copy your answer?

"rolls eyes*

Don't you think it's unfair to just copy the answer from a person who paid attention? And why would you get mad if I don't let you? Hnnnggghhg I could rant more about this but I don't go to school anymore since October. Thank God I'm done with it. Thank God I've graduated.

7. Can I borrow a pen? Can I have some paper?

Would you like my clothes, too? Would you like some money? Would you like me to pay your tuition? Fuck, man, get your own supplies!

8. What's your course? (I answer HRTS) What's that? Hnnnggghhh...

Please, don't ask me this, just please.

9. Why do you have a manly voice?

I don't know, genetics?

10. How do you do this again?

Why would you even go to school if you don't pay attention to instructions? Why do you always come to me? Why are you so stupid? Can you just please try to figure it out on your own? Don't you know that figuring something out on your own improves brain performance? It also improves your cognitive skills. Of course, cognitive skills are part of the brain performance, but how would you know that? You're dumb as fuck.